Astronaut Booty Call… Uranus

Hipster Booty Call… Artist – You’re an artist, right?

Set Me On Fire – What do you call a doll on fire? A Barbie-Q!

Yo’ Mama Is So Lazy… Nose Blowing – Yo’ Mama is so lazy, she stuck…

Handicapped – What has 500,000 feet and still can’t walk? Jerry’s kids.

Clocks in Heaven – A guy dies and goes to heaven. His tour guide starts…

American in Mexico – There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting…