Astronaut Booty Call… Seal

Daddy’s Room – One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chef Boyardee – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she masturbates…

Eating the Oldies – A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.

Eagles and Weasels – Eagles may soar but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

Farting gay men – Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum…

Scags Who Blew Bill – Q: What’s the difference between Paula Jones and Monica Lewinsky.…