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Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Layaway – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she puts McDonald’s…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Duct Tape – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses…

Washington Booty Call… Sign – How’d you like to earn your own "George Washington Slept…

Definition of Agony – Agony: a one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.

White Wedding – Why are women’s wedding dress’ colored white? It already matches the kitchen…

Backdoor Booty Call… Push In – May I push in your stool?