Another Tampon Term

Men Are Like Wine – Men are like fine wine: They all start out as…

80s Booty Call… Mr. T – I pity the fool who doesn’t get into my…

Contractor Booty Call… Adjustment – I need you to adjust my hose bibb.

Sleepwalking Nun – What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin’ Catholic.

Well Endowed and On the Prowl – A guy went to a whore house and…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Favorite Color – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, her favorite…