Animal Rotation

No-Legged Dog – Q: Where do you find a no-legged dog?A: Right where you left…

Signs That You’re a Redneck Jedi – — Your Jedi robe is camo-colored.– You use…

Lawyer Brains – A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says ‘brains for sale.’ He…

Inventions by Idiots – 1) Inflatable dart board. 2) Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses. 3) A book on…

Hold Back the Monster – Q: What has 40 teeth and holds back a monster?A:…

Closed Bull’s Eyes – What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.