Amuse-o-tron

Superhero Booty Call… Powers – My powers include talking to fish and super-lovemaking. Not necessarily…

Classic Booty Call… Sign – What’s your sign? I hope it’s "Yield."

Astronaut Booty Call… Re-entry – I can guarantee a rough re-entry!

German Virginity – What’s German for ‘virgin’? Goesintight. What is the word ‘non-virgin’ in German?…

Christmas Chimney Congestion – Q: Why doesn’t Santa have any children?A: Because he only comes…

You’ll Be So Fat…Ironing – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll have to iron…