Amishamed Of Myself

D.A.M. – Q: What does D.A.M stand for? A: Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Pirate Booty Call… Pox – I’m no longer poxy. Care for a flogging? Yar!

So many to choose from – Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A:…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Food Stamps – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she ate…

Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Barber – Yo’ Mama is so hairy, she goes to…

We’s Huntin’ Frenchman – What do you call 20 dead frenchmen in the back of…