Almost Famous

Zombie Booty Call… Eyes – I only have eyes for you. Glowing grey, milky, dead…

Pregnant Woman Gets On a Bus – A pregnant woman boards a bus. After taking…

Zombie Booty Call… Running – Your legs must be tired from running through my mind…

Dog With No Legs – Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A:…

Guys’ Taste Buds – Q: What do men like on their pie, but not on…

Mmmmmmmmmm… – How is a soyburger like a dildo? They”re both substitutes for meat.