Alien Booty Call… Species

Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Torture – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, they won’t even…

Moof – What goes moof? A cow with buck teeth.

Seek and Ye Shall Find… – On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers…

Bald and Penis-Like – You are so bald, that when you wear a turtleneck, you…

Tasties in a Half Shell – Q: Why did God invent armadillos? A: So that…

Blonde Brain Cell – Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?A:…