Alien Booty Call… Expel

Prostitute’s Children – Q: What do you call a prostitute’s children?A: Brothel sprouts.

Three Redneck Lies – — The pickup is paid for.– I won this belt buckle…

Prom Booty Call… Limo – Hurry up, I only have the limo for 10 more…

Guitar-Playing Lightbulb – Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?…

Growing Old – Three old men were sitting on a porch. "I wish I could…

Clinton’s Boxers – Q: Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers?A: To keep his ankles warm.