Alien Abduction – Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar, when Ted walks in looking distressed. "Ted, you look awful. What’s wrong?" Harry asks. Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk and I was abducted by an alien." Everyone is shocked. Bill asks, "What did the alien do to you?" "All I remember is being anally probed," Ted says. Everyone is horrified. "I heard that they’ll do that!" Steve says. "What did the alien look like?" Ted responds, "Carl."
