Admiring Midget at a Urinal – A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget."Wow," comments the midget. "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and continues to pee.Suddenly, the midget pulls up a step ladder right next to the urinal and says, "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request, but as they’re so admirable, I wonder if I could take a closer look."Again the man is rather startled, but sees no real harm in it. Just then, the midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man’s balls, and says, "OK, hand me your wallet, or I’ll jump off the ladder!"
Friday, November 8
Admiring Midget at a Urinal
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