A stoner stumbles out of a party… – A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home. One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!" The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You’re an ambulance!"
Friday, February 21
A stoner stumbles out of a party…
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