A Paratrooper’s First Jump – A young paratrooper went for his first jump from an airplane. Afterwards, he called his father to tell him the news."We got in the plane, and the sergeant opened the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane.""Is that when you jumped?" asked the father."Not yet. The sergeant started to grab the other men, one at a time, and throw them out the door. I was the last man left.""Did you jump then?" asked the father."No, I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto the door and refused to go. Finally he pulled down his zipper and took his penis out. He said, `Boy, either you jump out that door, or I’m sticking this up your ass.’""So, did you jump?" asked the father."Well, a little, at first, but then I got used to it."
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