A Little Takeout Humor

Paris Native – What’s a native of Paris called? A parasite.

The Lawyer Too Big to Bury – Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Dress Tag – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the tag…

Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Fruit Loop – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she can…

Bin Laden vs Aladdin – What’s the difference between bin Laden and Aladdin? Aladdin had…

Shipwreck’d – Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a…