A Close Shave and a Shine – A man walks into a barber shop and says, "I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine."The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a woman with the biggest, most beautiful breasts he has ever seen kneels down and shines his shoes.The man says, "You and I should spend some time in a hotel room."She replies, "My husband wouldn’t like that."The man says, "Tell him you’re working overtime, and I’ll pay you the difference."She says, "You tell him. He’s the one shaving you."
