Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Farts

Perverted Parrot – Q: What does a perverted parrot say?A: Polly want a rim job.

Lucky Driver – A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he…

Zombie Booty Call… Eyes – I only have eyes for you. Glowing grey, milky, dead…

Green and Eats Nuts – Q: What’s green and eats nuts?A: Syphilis.

Attack of the American Women – One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert…

Bill Clinton’s DNA – Dear Mr. Starr:The test on the dress came back inconclusive. Everyone…