Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Peephole

Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Nipples – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.

Zombie Booty Call… CPR – I hope you know CPR, ’cause you’re taking my breath…

Green and Eats Nuts – Q: What’s green and eats nuts?A: Syphilis.

Hunting Trip – Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip. At night in their…

Marriage Woes – — I married Miss Right — I just didn’t know her first…

Jock Booty Call… Split – Hey babe, I’d love to split your uprights. High five!