Taking Out the Garbage

Leper Stew – How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in…

Geek Booty Call… Machine – I’m more machine now than man… and I think you…

Men and Diapers – Q: Why are men like diapers?A: They are always on your…

Construction Ear – A construction worker accidentally cuts off one of his ears with an…

Bush Does a Favor – George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning…

Uncle Ted’s Special Skill – Joe loved golf, but his eyesight had gotten so bad,…