Wet Cigarettes

Half-Brainiac – What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

Line of Blondes – What do you call a line of blondes? Easy Street

Football Team Lighters – Q: Why did the coach give his football team lighters?A: They…

Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Tonsils – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, her tonsils wear sunglasses.

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Phone Book – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s got…

Redneck Booty Call… Truck – That’s why they call it a pick-up truck!