Spider Diet

Makin’ Dem Cupcakes – One day a boy and his mother were watching Cinemax Late…

Sinful Conception – How do you get a nun pregnant? F**k her.

Yo’ Mama Is So Tough… Half the Man – Yo’ Mama is so tough, you’ll…

Hamburger Helper – What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter Pounder…

FedEx UPS Merger – Did you hear about the FedEx-UPS merger? The new company’s gonna…

Crossdresser Funnies – Q. What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? A. Eat, drink,…