Michigan State Fans

Beethoven’s Chicken – Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept saying ”Bach, Bach, Bach…”

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Pay Per View – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she…

Monica’s Cheeks – Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky’s cheeks so puffy?A: She’s withholding evidence.

Professor of Logic – A guy sees his new neighbor out in his backyard, so…

The Blind Man – I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind. It’s…

Lincoln Booty Call… Address – Can I give you my Gettysburg address? No? How about…