A Nun and Her Donkey – A nun wanted to enter a racehorse into a race. But then she realized that they cost way too much, so instead, she bought a donkey. The next day, she enters it into a contest and it comes in third. The headlines read, ”Nun’s Ass Chokes.” The next day, she entered it in another competition and this time it came in first. The headlines were, ”Nun’s Ass Wins Grand Prize.” The following day, the owner scratched the donkey from the race. The headlines read, ”Booker Scratches Nun’s Ass.” And on the next day, the nun sold the donkey for a really cheap price. The headlines were ”Nun Sells Her Ass for $5.”
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A Nun and Her Donkey
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