Top 15: Why Hockey is Better than Sex – It’s legal to earn money playing hockey Many people play hockey even after they’re married The puck’s always hard The protective equipment is reusable It lasts at least an hour A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon You always know how big the stick is You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding You can change players on the fly You don’t have to be embarrassed if you don’t get the puck up Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds Your parents cheer when you score Periods last only 20 minutes You’re sure to get it at least twice a week You can tell your friends about it afterwards
Wednesday, December 11
Top 15: Why Hockey is Better than Sex
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