Geek Booty Call… Beam

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Portrait – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she needs six…

Iraqi Funerals – Why do Iraqis only have 2 pallbearers at their funerals? Becasue garbage…

Geek Booty Call… Bones – My nickname is Bones… and not because I’m a doctor.

Midgets and Tampons – Q: Why don’t midgets wear tampons?A: They trip over the strings.

The Gynecologist’s Glasses – Why did the gynecologist go to the eye doctor? Because things…

What’s green and smells like … – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger