Microsoft Darkness

Pregnant Dairy Queen – Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? A: Burger King forgot…

Geek Booty Call… Microsoft – Trust me, I’m neither "micro," nor "soft."

Bank On It – A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are…

Booger Wooger – What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don’t eat broccoli!

Religious Views of the World – Taoism: S**t happens. Confucianism: Confucious says, s**t happens. Buddhism:…

Empty Cheeze Whiz – Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz?A:…