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Two-Legged Bleeder – Q: What has two legs and bleeds?A: Half a cat.

Blonde’s Shoes – Q: Why do blondes have “TGIF” on their shoes? A: “Toes go…

Helen Keller Driving – Q: Why can’t Helen Keller drive?A: She’s a woman.