Turn On Your Energizer Bunny

A Crappy Trait – Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?A: Because it runs in your genes.

Randy Rooster – A farmer buys a rooster to service his 200 hens. When he…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Nickname – Yo’ Mama’s so fat, her nickname is "Daaaamn!"

Mike B.: Alien Sightings – White people, y’all are the only people to ever see…

Corporate Booty Call… Middle Manager – Come meet my middle manager.

You’ll Be So Fat…License Plates – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll need license…