Perfect Ten

Caveman Booty Call… Clubbing – You like clubbing? Really? Hey, look over there…

Pirate Booty Call… Rat – My rat wants to infest yer leather satchel! Yar!

Iranians – Why are Iranians so smart? Because none of them are blonde.

Yo’ Mama’s Hair… Principal – Yo’ Mama’s hair is so full of dandruff, when she…

Knock Knock…Dumb – Knock Knock. Who’s there? Dumbass. Dumbass who? You know, President Bush.

Corporate Booty Call… Mail Slot – I may have dropped something–I need to feel around…