Peter Johansson: Customs Security Search

Flight Attendant’s Vagina – Q: What do you call a flight attendant’s vagina?A: A cockpit.

Single Guy Holiday – Q: If mothers have Mother’s Day and fathers have Father’s Day,…

Hipster Booty Call… Judgment – Can I come over and judge you by the books…

Yo Mama”s so fat… Jerry Springer – Yo Mama”so fat she was on Jerry Springer…

Stupid People Euphemisms – — Not the brightest crayon in the box– Not the sharpest…

Sign on the Brothel – Q: What did the sign on the door of the…