Mechanic Booty Call… Emissions

Contractor Booty Call… Torque – I’d like to test your full load torque.

Little Johnny… Nickels and Dimes – Little Johnny is always being teased by the other…

Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Cuff Up – Yo’ Mama is so short, she has…

What Came First… – Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs? A: Because if she…

Corporate Booty Call… Middle Manager – Come meet my middle manager.

Pirate Booty Call… Pox – I’m no longer poxy. Care for a flogging? Yar!