Pirate Booty Call… Peg Leg

Dinosaur Booty Call… Name – Curious to see why they call me a "please-you-a-saur?"

Contractor Booty Call… Strength – Would you like to test my tensile strength?

Midgets and Tampons – Q: Why don’t midgets wear tampons?A: They trip over the strings.

What Not to Say to a Policeman – — I can’t reach my license unless…

News for Adam and Eve – One day God came to Adam to pass on…

Bubba Gets Smart – Bubba was Alabama’s star lineman. He was great at football, but…