Contractor Booty Call… Adjustment

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Britney Spears vs. Computer – How is a computer like Britney Spears? They’re both cheap,…

Pints – Q: What’s gray and comes in pints? A: An elephant.

Grandma’s Birthday – What do you give an 80 yr-old grandma for her birthday? Mikey,…

Walks Into a Bar… Cheese Sandwich – A man walks into a bar with a…

Man’s Intelligence – Q. What do you call a man who has lost 90% of…