Astronaut Booty Call… Major

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Smartass Record Shop – A lady walks into the local record store. "Do you have…

Flight Attendant’s Vagina – Q: What do you call a flight attendant’s vagina?A: A cockpit.

Thoughts on Religion – Q: Will I be reincarnated? A: Not unless there is a…

Bells on Cows – Why do they put bells on cows? Because their horns don’t…

Marital Counseling – After 20 years of marriage a husband and wife go to counseling.…