Alexander and Kermit

Pirate Booty Call… Friend – Would ya care to meet my friend One-Eyed Willie? Yar!

Woman Dentist – I would like to see a woman dentist, says the man to…

The Praying Parrot – A middle aged woman lived alone except for her pet, a…

Magic Puddle – One day, a policeman walked by and saw a drunk man sitting…

Confucious Say…Peanutbutter – Confucious say: ”Man with dick in peanutbutter jar is fucking nuts.”

Astronaut Booty Call… Skylab – I’m gonna fall on you like Skylab.