Top 10 Things You Don’t Want Dubya to Say – 10) My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you all this time. These two beautiful twin daughters I have? They’re clones. Mwa-ha-ha-ha! 9) My fellow Americans, I have to admit to something. I accidentally pushed the wrong button on my trip to the SAC base. Me being my red-necked self, I pushed the red button that sent off the missiles to Russia. Say your prayers. 8) My fellow Americans, I have to ask one thing. What’s a law? 7) My fellow Americans, we sadly admit that Mr. Cheney is no longer with us. After another heart attack, he has been forced to retire. I shall have to retire too, because without him I’m a lost cause. 6) Another thing to admit. Mr. Bush Sr., my father, is really my brother. 5) And my wife is really my mother. 4) My fellow Americans, I am a clone!!!! 3) My fellow Americans, I have to tell you all something that happened back in November. I rigged the votes. It’s been on my small hillbilly mind all this time. Gore really won, but don’t tell him (the loser). Oh, did I say that out loud? 2) My fellow Americans, as we speak an asteroid is heading toward Earth. You are all going to die. The key word is you. You. I have a one-way ticket to the U.S. space station, where I’ll watch and see you all get blown away by the rock, and I’ll laugh evilly from my little room up in space, safe. Unlike you suckers! Ha! 1) I would just like to tell the young Americans that you can just say no to drugs. Just say no. Drugs are bad. Drugs are very bad. That is all. Of course, if I could tell them my side of the story, I would tell them that drugs are very refreshing. I was an addict when I was younger, and it attracts the ladies. I’m not just talking ladies either. I was popular after I smoked. I was cool. It was the one time in my life when I felt accepted…. oh… what? We’re still on the air? Oh? Is that what that red glowing light means? Uh… WE ARE NOW EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
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Top 10 Things You Don’t Want Dubya to Say
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