Butt Reduction

90-Year-Old Beater – Q: What do you call a 90-year-old man who can still masturbate?A:…

Walks Into a Bar… Horsing Around – A farmer walks into a bar with a…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Voting District – Yo’ Mama is so fat, politicians fight…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Boomerang – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she threw…

Hipster Booty Call… Bored – Want to come over and be bored at my place?

Cuz Penguins Drive Cars – It’s a really hot day and this penguin is having…