Reasons for Being French – * When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay. * Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time. * You get to eat insect food like snails and frog”s legs. * If there”s a war you can surrender really early. * You don”t have to read the subtitles on those late night films on TV. * You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people”s countries. * You can be ugly and still become a famous film star. * Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride. * You don”t have to bother with toilets, just shit in the street. * People think you”re a great lover even when you”re not.
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Reasons for Being French
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