Sunbathing

Mmmmmmmmmm… – How is a soyburger like a dildo? They”re both substitutes for meat.

Blondes and Pierced Ears – Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?A: They put tacks…

White and Long – Q: What’s white and 14 inches long?A: Absolutely nothing.

Pick-up Line…Squirrels – If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in…

The Toothbrush And The Toilet Paper – One day a miserable toothbrush sits down and…

Moosehead Beer – Q. How can you tell if a guy likes Moosehead? A. By…