You know you”re having a bad day when your …

Blonde at the Wheel – Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering…

There was a little boy and a little girl … – A little boy and…

Octopus – Q: What do you call an Octopus with no legs? A: A puss.

Dinner on the Road – There were these two bums and they were hungry when…

Viking Booty Call… Horns – The only thing hornier than me is my helmet.

Those Mirthful Hindus – Ram: Why are you drinking tea with the help of the…