His and Her Version – Her version: Oh did I mention or did I not? Well doesn’t matter now, I already started talking. Jane came over, while I was having a cup of coffee. I didn’t even sugar the coffee. By the way did you notice that I lost 10 pounds? No, you didn’t notice, you never notice. Anyway she came over and wore an ARTIFICIAL wig. I mean isn’t that awful? An ARTIFICIAL wig? I mean her husband could buy a real one with his money, but I didn’t say anything, it’s none of my business. I asked her how much weight she lost and she said she lost 20 pounds. Yeah, right, like I can see, I have eyes you know. Oh did I say why I asked her that? Because we follow the same diet, and you don’t know that. Well, anyway, we sat down and had a cup of coffee. His version: Jane came over for a cup of coffee.
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