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Yo Mama”s so fat… Jerry Springer – Yo Mama”so fat she was on Jerry Springer…

Hollywood’s Motto – You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.

Birdbrain – In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, President George W.…

All Alone – If a man is alone in the forest, without any women, is…

Pirate Booty Call… Staring – Don’t mind my staring. Your chest is see-worthy. Yar!

Bar: A Weasel Ate My Genitals – A guy sees a sign outside a bar…