Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… In Line

Clown Booty Call… Poodles – Can my dancing poodles watch? Honk honk!

Safe Sex – How did Bill Clinton practice safe sex? He didn’t light the cigar.

Sleeping Squirrel – Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To keep his nuts…

Wet Cigarettes – Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water?A:…

Backdoor Booty Call… Push In – May I push in your stool?

Washing Machine – What do women and washing machines have in common? They both leak…