Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Fred Flintstone

Anti-Bush/Cheney Campaign Slogan – Bush and Dick: Put ’em together and you’re screwed.

Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator – Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger,…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Speed Dial – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put…

Mechanic Booty Call… Slot – I’m gonna need to take a look at your access…

No arms no legs – Q: What do you say to a woman with no…

Blonde…Foreplay – What do blondes do for foreplay ? Remove their underwear.