Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Umbilical Cord

Yo mama’s so fat… two buses – Yo mama’s so fat she uses two greyhound…

Blondes and Doorknobs – Q: What do blondes and doorknobs have in common?A: Everyone gets…

Flight Attendant’s Vagina – Q: What do you call a flight attendant’s vagina?A: A cockpit.

A Ton of Pinching – Q: What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches?A: An elephant wearing…

Green and Eats Nuts – Q: What’s green and eats nuts?A: Syphilis.

Zombie Booty Call… Grave – What time do you have to be back in Heaven?…