Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Ruler

Dubya ‘Do. – President Bush is so stupid, he dyed his hair blonde to become…

Wok and Roll – Q: What’s a wok?A: Something you throw at a wabbit.

Occupied Hotel Rooms – A giant storm forces a man to pull over at the…

Flies In The Beer – An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and…

Blonde Counting – Q: Why can’t a blonde count to 70? A: Because 69 is…

E.T. – Q: What’s E.T. short for? A: Because he has little legs!