Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Tide

Carefully Placed Periods – There was a guy who worked for Blockbuster video. He found…

Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Teeth – Yo’ Mama is so old, her teeth are…

Holy Water + Castor Oil – Q: What do you get when you mix holy…

Pointless – Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?

Astronaut Booty Call… Stuff – I’ve got the right stuff… in my pants.

Ketchup and Liquor – (repeat ketchup and liquor after every phrase) 1. What did you…