Yo Mama’s So Fat… Corduroys

Doughboy – What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Dough Nuts!

Tub o’ Goo – Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

Michael Jackson vs. McDonalds – What does McDonalds and Michael Jackson have in common? They…

Soccer Booty Call… Kick – Want to see my banana kick? Goooaaalll!

Covering the Tip – What did one condom say to the other condom as they…

Yo Mama’s So Fat… Epilepsy – Yo’ mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as…