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Buffalo Billy Limerick – Buffalo Billy had a 10-foot willy,He showed it to the girl…

Holy Cow – A farmer walks out on his field and sees something outrageous: a…

Limbless Prostitute – Q: What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?A:…

Men and Batteries – Q: What’s the difference between men and batteries? A: Batteries have…

Blonde Driver – Q: Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?A: Her…

Farting Contest – A man farts in bed next to his wife.His wife asks, "What…