Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… TV

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Drive-By – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she does a…

Geek Booty Call… Upgrade – My hard drive upgrades every time I look at you.

Blonde House Party – How do you get a blonde on the roof? ….tell her…

Blonde Helps With Laundry – A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help…

Dead Penis – Mr. Jones was an old man with Alzheimer’s who lived in a…

Russian Vodka Urine – A Russian guy comes across a bottle of vodka on the…